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UCRPurity
The UCR Purity Test is a way for UCR students to track their experiences through their stay at UCR!
(May be judged if all actions are completed)
Click on all items you have done!
1. Hiked the C
2. Hiked the M
3. Pet a donkey
4. Smelled the infamous "cum trees"
5. Took a picture with Scotty on the bench
6. Seen/follow UCR Confessions
7. Heard/Seen “Mr. Dapper” (Top Hat) around campus
8. Heard/Seen “Rockstar Legend” (Looks like The Weeknd) around campus
9. Been to the Danny DeVito Shrine
10. Got a parking ticket from TAPS
11. Have internal hatred for TAPS
12. Realized the UCR electric scooter community has absolutely no regard for traffic laws
13. Heard/said “Whose Side? R’side!”
14. Bought/Worn UCR Merch!
15. Ate the oranges grown on campus
16. Been to Spring Splash
17. Been to Block Party
18. Waited in line for UCR merch
19. ASPB pissed you off
20. Went to the UCR orientation and came out hating how hot it was
21. Stole utensils from the dining halls
22. Mistaken Glasgow’s manager as Gus Fring from Breaking Bad
23. Forced yourself to eat the DRY-ASS Halal Chicken
24. Had Glasgow workers being stingy with portions
25. Hopped the fence to get into Lothian Dining Hall for free food
26. Got food poisoning from the dining halls
27. Been in the Lothian basement
28. Been to the haunted restrooms at Watkins Hall (heard the whispers and flickering lights)
29. Ate alone at the HUB between classes
30. Worked an on-campus job at UCR
31. Seen Scotty on campus!
32. Pulled an all-nighter in Orbach
33. Walked around all of Orbach looking for a seat during finals week
34. Took a nap in Orbach/Rivera Library between classes
35. Got lost in the Rivera Library
36. Seen people making out in the Rivera Study Rooms
37. Forgot the difference between NetID and StudentID
38. Regret your R’Card picture
39. Asked someone why they chose UCR, and they gave you the classic answer: “It was my only choice."
40. Been to the San Bernardino/Riverside Bins
41. Been to Red Castle
42. Been to China Wok Inn
43. Heard of the Bell Tower Climber
44. Heard of the Dundee Jumper
45. Heard/read about the Wilcox MSU scandal (Google it)
46. Have your own specific campus sh*t spot
47. Been approached to sign a petition and couldn’t say no
48. Seen raccoons eating out of the dumpsters
49. Been to the Botanic Gardens
50. Gotten food at the Barn
51. Been approached by the Bible Study Groups
52. Been to every single Scotty’s
53. Had to use all your dining dollars at Scotty’s because the quarter was about to end
54. Gotten frustrated with Duo Mobile
55. Been to Getaway Cafe (before it closed)
56. Been to the infamous Seaside Bakery
57. Hopped the fence at the GlenMor pool
58. Been to 7 Leaves at UV for a fundraiser
59. Explored 5+ UCR student organizations on campus
60. Crashed a club meeting just for the free food
61. Scrolled through the UCR subreddit
62. Heard about the ND AR incident
63. Been to Miches de la Baja (Fish Tacos on Wednesday)
64. Got the MONSTER BURRITO at El Fogon
65. Driven all the way to Chino/Diamond Bar for some good food (Riverside don’t got much)
66. Used the UCR subreddit to pick classes or professors
67. Left a comprehensive, anger-filled RateMyProfessor review after surviving your worst prof ever
68. Been to Plant Galaxy
69. Sm*ked in the Pentland Woods (Yosemite)
70. Rented a Zipcar
71. Been to Joshua Tree
72. Been to the SRC
73. Played a sport at the SRC
74. Used the climbing wall at the SRC
75. Realized how useless the academic advisors are here (2-day email response time... if you're lucky)
76. Gotten lost on RWeb
77. Tried “studying” at Coffee Bean
78. Rushed a fraternity/sorority
79. Got picked up by a Big, then picked up a Little—full circle moment
80. Had your little swipe you into the dining hall
81. Been to a Frat Party
82. Been to a Rave
83. Lived in AI, Dundee, Lothian, or Pentland
84. Slept through the dorm fire alarm like a champ
85. Been caught by an RA drinking alcohol in your dorm room
86. Cooked food in your dorm room
87. Heard people f*ck in the dorm bathrooms
88. Used up all your meal swipes
89. Used the RTA Bus
90. Heard of the Bytes Incident
91. Been to Tyler mall
92. Got the AYCE sushi at Vanilla Fish
93. Got 2 a.m. donuts at Fresh Donuts across ND
94. Got a Tuesday BJ’s pizookie
95. Been to Blue Bowl
96. Walked into the Business Building super sweaty after walking up the LONG ASS hill
97. Been to Riverside Food Lab
98. Been to the Hammocks at ND
99. Bought a poster from the pop-up merchants
100. Realized you love UCR... despite everything
